2026 Crazy Club Events
THURSDAY NIGHT MUSIC TRIVIA WITH PINK
THURSDAY NIGHT MUSIC TRIVIA WITH PINK 
STARTING THURSDAY, APRIL 23RD
Join Pink as she runs the show with ALL-GENRE MUSIC TRIVIA at Crazy Country Club… where the questions hit hard, the music hits louder, and nobody leaves without a story.
Wing Specials from 7 PM – 9 PM
Expect:• Country, Rock, Pop, Hip-Hop, Classics & everything in between
• Pink stirring the pot all night long
• Teams second-guessing everything
• Sing-alongs that turn into full barroom concerts
Prizes, bragging rights, and unpredictable CCC chaos.
Every Thursday Night
Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PAHosted by Pink… so yeah, anything can happen.
Warm Beer – Lousy Food – Legendary Fun
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB 4TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB4TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY
Saturday, May 2nd • 8PM
some way…
against all odds…
No upgrades.
No improvements.
No idea what we’re doing.
We never got it right…
that’s why you keep coming back.
Loud Off-key Slightly out of control
Exactly what it’s supposed to beA full-blown CCC anniversary night.
Karaoke that starts strong… and ends questionable
Drinks flowing like bad decisions Music all night The Chaos Crew in full effect
A crowd that came to party… not behaveyou’ll remember exactly why this place exists.
Other places try to be perfect.
We tried that once… didn’t work.
So we stuck with chaos.
And somehow… it worked better.
Come celebrate.
Come sing.
Come make a memory you might need remembering.
Crazy Country Club
Warm Beer – Lousy Food – Legendary Fun
215 Main Ave Hawley PA
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB PRESENTS… WIZARD OF OZ: CHAOS NIGHT
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB PRESENTS… WIZARD OF OZ: CHAOS NIGHT Hawley, PA… forget Kansas.
This is where the Yellow Brick Road ends… and the bar tab begins.
The tornado touched down at Crazy Country Club—and it didn’t just take Dorothy…
It took the rules, the dignity, and half the karaoke playlist with it.
SATURDAY MAY 9TH – 8PMDorothy’s holding a drink instead of a basket.
The Scarecrow found a brain… and immediately lost it after two shots.
The Tin Man’s pouring beers like his life depends on it.
And the Cowardly Lion? He’s center stage, screaming Bon Jovi like rent’s due.
WHAT’S GOING DOWN:• Karaoke with Scotty & The Chaos Crew
• Full-blown costume insanity
• A dance floor that turns into a storm system by 10PM
• Pink’s Box Tip cutting the Yellow Brick Line
FOOD & FUEL FOR THE STORM:Award-Winning Asian Wings
Brooklyn-Style Thin Crust Pizza
Drinks strong enough to make you see flying monkeys
WE WANT YOU IN THE STORM:We’re building the wildest Oz cast Hawley’s ever seen.
Witches. Lions. Scarecrows. Flying monkeys.
Or something completely unhinged we didn’t even think of.
Performers. Singers. Loud personalities. Chaos creators.
If you can entertain, shock, or steal a room… you belong here.
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED:• Wicked witches roaming the bar
• Random “tornado moments”
• Karaoke spiraling out of control
• A night that gets louder, stranger, and better every hour
HOUSE RULES:There are no rules
If there were rules, they’re gone after 9PM
What happens on the Yellow Brick Road… stays at CCC
215 Main Ave Hawley PA
570-390-7255Warm Beer – Lousy Food – Legendary Fun
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB PRESENTS 🖤 GOTH EMO NIGHT
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB PRESENTS 🖤 GOTH EMO NIGHT
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB PRESENTS GOTH EMO NIGHT
Saturday, May 16th
8PMand maybe the first time Hawley has ever seen it…
No rules. No filters. No holding back.
Goth and Emo Anthems All Night Karaoke for the Beautifully Broken Dark Fits Encouraged Drink Specials That Might Understand You Better Than Your Ex CCC Chaos… Just Dressed in BlackCome brooding.
Come dramatic.
Come like you just wrote a poem no one will ever read.
Or just come for the drinks and pretend you always liked this stuff.
this night is going to get a little emotional… and a lot out of control.
215 Main Ave Hawley PA 570 390-7255
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB MEMORIAL DAY PARTY
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB MEMORIAL DAY PARTY Yes… we said MONDAY
We’re OPEN for Memorial Day, and we’re not letting a perfectly good holiday go to waste.
FREE HOT DOGS with any drink purchase FREE HOT DOGS for active & retired militaryBecause nothing says holiday like a hot dog in one hand and a cold drink in the other… while someone questionable grabs the mic.
Scotty on the grill (this could go either way) Cold drinks flowing all night Karaoke & CCC chaos Patriotic vibes with zero structure
A Monday night that feels like Saturday got lost and showed up anywayNo work tomorrow? Perfect.
Work tomorrow? Even better.
Either way… you’re gonna need a story.
215 Main Ave Hawley PA 570 390-7255
Crazy Country Club Past Events
Welcome to the Hall of Fame (or Shame?) where we proudly display the glorious disasters of our past parties. From comedian fails and flops to silly string wars to karaoke nights that violated at least three city ordinances, we’ve done it all — and survived (mostly).
Take a scroll down memory lane — but be warned: what happens at Crazy Country Club usually ends up on this page… along with your mugshot.
🍻🎉 Stay crazy, stay loud, and remember: if you’re not laughing, you’re not doing it right.
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB PRESENTS: POTTING PARTY
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB PRESENTS: POTTING PARTY Thursday, March 19th
Starts at 7PM 215 Main Ave, Hawley PA 570-390-7255Join us for a hands-on Potting Party where you’ll build your own little green companion to take home. Pick your pot. Pick your plant. Pack it with soil like you mean it.
Pots, soil & starter plants provided
Pizza available Drinks flowing all night Karaoke kicks in after the dirt settlesAnd yes… you can absolutely name your plant something inappropriate.
Let’s pot it up the CCC way.
215 Main Ave, Hawley PA 570-390-7255
DISCO NIGHT at CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB
DISCO NIGHT at CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB The mirror ball is back. The dance floor is judging you.
We’re turning Crazy Country Club into a full-blown disco fever dream.
Bell bottoms encouraged. Rhythm optional.
WHAT TO EXPECT 
Disco classics & guilty pleasures
Neon lights, shiny floors, questionable dance decisions Warm beer
Lousy food Legendary fun Saturday, March 21, 2026 8PM 215 Main Ave, Hawley, PA 570-390-7255 
RAT PACK KARAOKE NIGHT – CCC STYLE
RAT PACK KARAOKE NIGHT – CCC STYLE Friday • March 27, 2026 • 8PM
Fly Me to the Moon
That’s Amore My Way Ain’t That a Kick in the HeadThe drinks will flow.
The crowd will howl.
No talent required.
Because at the Crazy Country Club, the rules are simple:
Laugh harder.
FRIDAY MARCH 27 • 8PMCRAZY COUNTRY CLUB
570-390-7255
The Rat Pack would have loved this place… or at least stayed until last call. 
ADULT BINGO NIGHT
ADULT BINGO NIGHT March 28th 7PM–10PM 215 Main Ave, Hawley PA 18428 Laughs that echo off the bar Drinks that get stronger as the numbers climb
Spicy prizes you definitely don’t want to explain to your mother
A special pop-up shop with Ciara, owner of Country Girl SecretsGrab your friends. Grab a seat.
🍀 GREEN ZEPPOLE SATURDAY 🍀
GREEN ZEPPOLE SATURDAY at the Crazy Country Club
Saturday • March 14, 2026
Party starts at 8PM with Scotty & the Chaos Crew
The fryer is glowing.
Sugar is airborne.
Someone is yelling “just one more” and we just opened.
FREE GREEN ZEPPOLES
Get a batch FREE with any entrée.
Yes, free. Yes, real. Yes, they’re beautiful.
SECRET GREEN DRINKS
We’re not telling you what they are.
Check the whiteboard when you walk in and choose your level of legendary.Alcoholic or virgin.
Good decisions or great stories tomorrow.
TONIGHT’S RUMOR
Word is Pink might be changing her hair and dressing in green.We cannot confirm.
We will not deny.
History will be written by whoever took pictures.
215 Main Ave, Hawley PA 570-390-7255Warm Beer • Lousy Food • Legendary Fun
THURSDAY AUTHOR & POETS OPEN MIC NIGHT
THURSDAY AUTHOR & POETS OPEN MIC NIGHT
February 19
LOVE STORIES… BUT MAKE IT LEGENDARY.
Got a love story?
The one that ruined you.
The one that fixed you.
The one you swear was real.
The one that should’ve come with a warning label.
Take the stage.
Grab the mic.
Confess. Perform. Overshare responsibly. 7PM – 9PM Open Mic Judgment Free (we’ve done worse)
Fact or fiction.
Romance or revenge.
Poetry, memoir, spoken word, dramatic retelling of “that one time.”
Dim lights.
Hot mic.
Cold drinks.
Questionable decisions encouraged.
This isn’t a library.
This is the Crazy Country Club.
Come read.
Come listen.
Come feel something… or start something
VALENTINE’S PAINT & SIP DATE NIGHT
VALENTINE’S PAINT & SIP DATE NIGHT Do something fun instead.
Paint your own wine glasses.
Decorate Valentine cookies.
Dip them in warm, chocolatey, grown-up goodness.
Sip while you paint.
Paint while you flirt.
Cookie Dipping BarYes, you sip it too.
Featured Valentine Mocktail – Cupid’s Kiss Sweet. Tart. Dangerous in a cute way.
Wine • Beer • Full CCC Menu Vibes on point. No pressure. No experience needed. Couples
First dates Long-term troublemakers
Friends pretending it’s “not a Valentine thing” Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA Starts at 7PM
Limited seats – first come, first paintedSip it.
Dip it.
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB GONG SHOW!
Crazy Country Club – 215 Main Ave, Hawley, PA Date: Saturday, January 24, 2026
Snow Date: Saturday, February 7, 2026 Showtime: 7 PM
HOW IT WORKS1. All acts are pre-selected – Come cheer on (or heckle) our brave lineup. 2. 3–Judge Panel Our Crazy Country Club “celeb” judges score every act.
If an act bombs too hard, a judge can slam the gong and end the set on the spot.
Your cheers, boos, and laughter help sway the judges.
All acts must be under 10 minutes.
Cash prizes are good for bar & food tabs only and are valid for 3 months from the event date.
CASH PRIZES – 4 WINNERS
Worst Place Award (4th Place): $50Because at Crazy Country Club, being wonderfully terrible pays.
3rd Place: $25
2nd Place: $15 1st Place: $10 Total Prize Pool: $100 in bar & food credit Prizes valid for 3 months—
AFTER THE GONG…Stick around for karaoke, drinks, and full-on Brooklyn-style madness in the heart of Hawley.
WARM BEER – LOUSY FOOD – LEGENDARY FUN
CCC PASSION PARTY (18+)
FREE • FUN • ADULTS ONLY
Doors Open Early Full Bar Open Kitchen Open
Saturday, January 17 Event Time: 7:00 PM – 9:00 PM Crazy Country Club215 Main Ave, Hawley, PA 18428
WHAT TO EXPECT Adult bedroom products presentation
Perfect timing to get ready for Valentine’s Day Fun tips & tricks to help spice up your love life Games, giveaways & surprises throughout the night Shop and take your orders home the same night Bachelorettes & Bachelors Welcome
FREE EVENT
18+ ONLY
Relaxed • Judgment-Free • Lighthearted Atmosphere RSVP here on Facebook so we know you’re coming.
Crazy Country Club
Warm Beer • Lousy Food • Legendary Fun
THE GRINCH UGLY PAJAMA PARTY
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB PRESENTS: Saturday, December 13th, 2025 8PM–Midnight
Throw on your ugliest, wildest, most shameful holiday pajamas — the ones even Bad Santa would refuse to wear.
Holes? Stains? Elf pants from 1992? PERFECT.
Either way — the mic is yours.
This is Go CCC or Go Home holiday partying.
Crazy Country Club — Hawley, PAWarm Beer – Lousy Food – Legendary Chaos
21+ after 8 PM
(570) 390-725
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB – THIRD THURSDAY PAINT & SIP!
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB – THIRD THURSDAY PAINT & SIP!
the sky’s the limit!
Singles and Couples Welcome! 18+ after 8PM
All supplies provided by the Crazy Country Club — don’t wait, they’re limited! Thursday, December 18th – 6 PM to 9 PM Crazy Country Club, Hawley, PA
Limited seats — message us to save yours
🎃👻 Halloween Karaoke Costume Party @ The Crazy Country Club 👻🎃
Halloween Karaoke Costume Party @ The Crazy Country Club , October 31st 8PM – 12AM Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA
Vampires, 
Sexy Nurses, Cowboys, 
Clowns — male, female, or “who knows?”… anything goes at the Crazy Country Club. Less is more… or is more less?Either way, come dressed to impress — or undress.
We might go trick-or-treating, but let’s be real — the real treats are inside: Voted Best Wings in Hawley The wildest karaoke in the Poconos Drinks flowing like spooky spirits The hottest nightclub in Hawley, PA Costume Contest – Prizes for scariest, sexiest, and most ridiculous! Karaoke Madness – Sing it sweet, scary, or downright shameful.
CCC After-Dark Vibes – If you know, you know. FREE ENTRY • 21+
Crazy Country Club Singles Night
Crazy Country Club Singles Night Thursday, September 18th 7:00 PM – 9:00 PM The Crazy Country Club, Hawley PA Love is love – no restrictions! Singles Night is open to ALL singles. Bring your friends, bring your family – if they’re single, they’re welcome. Already married but your better half doesn’t mind? Bring a permission slip (aka a note from your spouse) and you’re cleared to play. Sign up at the door! Mix, mingle, laugh, and maybe meet your match (or at least a karaoke duet partner). Everyone who joins gets a CCC Business Card good for 10% off your next visit. Warm Beer – Lousy Food Karaoke • Games • Crazy Fun RSVP now and tag your single friends… or tell your spouse you need to “network.” We won’t judge.
SUNDAY OPEN MIC NIGHT - CRAZY COUNTRY STYLE!
Hey y’all! It’s time to get WILD & CREATIVE at Crazy Country Club’s Sunday Special! 🥳
📅 Upcoming Dates:
April 13th & April 27thMay 11th & May 25thJune 8th & June 22ndJuly 13th & July 27thAugust 10th & August 24th
September 7th
🕘 Every event runs from 6 PM to 9 PM, and guess what? IT’S FREE! 🤩
🎤 Musicians & Singers — Grab the mic and show us what you got!
🖌 Artists — Paint our tables, leave your mark, and make Crazy Country Club yours!
🎉 Guests — Bring your wildest decorations and hang ‘em on our walls or ceilings!
📣 Calling all Hawley locals and beyond—whether you’re performing, painting, or just soaking in the creativity, everyone’s welcome!
🥘🍰 Come hungry! We’ve got a full menu with NEW items and desserts that are downright phenomenal! 😋 Pssst… Ask about the cannolis! You won’t regret it.
Let’s make Sundays (and these special dates) at Crazy Country Club LEGENDARY! 💥🤠
NEW SPECIAL: Crazy Pretzel + FREE Beer
NEW SPECIAL: Crazy Pretzel + FREE Beer! Pretzel Madness: Plain or Cinnamon Sugar – $14.95 Crazy Pizza Pretzel – + $1
Fully Loaded Pretzel – + $3
Pepperoni / Sausage (+$1 ea.) · Veggies (+50¢) Big pretzel. Ice-cold beer. Zero regrets.
CCC Sock Hop – Grab Your Nuts & Let’s Rock!
🧦🎶 CCC Sock Hop – Grab Your Nuts & Let’s Rock! 🎶🧦
This Saturday we’re twisting back to the ’50s for a wild Sock Hop Party that only the Crazy Country Club can pull off. It’s National Grab Some Nuts Day – and honey, we’ve got plenty of nuts to go around! 🥜😉
👗 Poodle skirts & pompadours encouraged – bonus points if you can still do the twist after a couple beers.
🎤 Karaoke with Scotty – Ladies… you know the drill: keep it classy(ish) when Scotty’s around… or don’t. He secretly loves the attention.
🍹 Nutty Drink Specials: “Grab My Nuts” Shots, Peanut Butter Martinis, and Crazy Cocktails that’ll knock your bobby socks off.
🥨 Snack Attack: Our Jurassic Pretzels and FREE beer deal is still rolling – because nothing says Sock Hop like a pretzel the size of your head.
🔥 Crazy Country Club – where every night’s a little nuts, and this one’s sock-hop swinging straight into the madhouse.
Christmas in July + Karaoke Roulette
Christmas in July + Karaoke Roulette
Saturday, July 26 | 8:00PM
Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA
Hosted by Scotty
FREE ENTRY • 21+
DESCRIPTION:
It’s gonna be HOT… but we’re bringing the snowballs and sleigh bells anyway.
Welcome to Christmas in July – Crazy Country Club style, where Santa’s wearing flip-flops, and karaoke is as unpredictable as your Aunt Marge’s eggnog punch.
Tinsel, tequila, and total chaos Karaoke Roulette – Spin the wheel and sing whatever it lands on (no takesies backsies)
Holiday-inspired drink specials – think frozen nog, peppermint daiquiris, and spiked cocoa you probably shouldn’t trust
Dress up, dress down, or just come as the sweaty little elf you were born to be. This is holiday madness in the middle of a heatwave—and we’re all here for it.
No cover. All crazy. One mic.
WARM BEER – LOUSY FOOD – JINGLE TUNES & BAD DECISIONS
National Daiquiri Day + The Lanterns Live
National Daiquiri Day + The Lanterns Live Saturday, July 19 8:00PM–11:00PM Crazy Country Club, Hawley, PAThe blender’s spinning, the ice is flying, and the music? Oh, it’s rootsy, rowdy, and ready to shake your flip-flops off.
ABOUT THE BAND:The Lanterns are a roots rock band blending musical history and wild energy. Their sound spans a century of influence—from Irving Berlin to Bob Dylan, The Grateful Dead to Gospel, with a little New Orleans and Texarkana soul thrown in.
Expect tight three-part harmonies, rhythm guitar, bass, percussion, and maybe even a surprise fiddle appearance. It’s like a front porch jam session collided with a Southern revival and landed in your beer.
DAIQUIRI MADNESS:We’re slingin’ frozen cocktails in every flavor that matters (and a few that probably shouldn’t exist):
Strawberry, mango, coconut, lime, mystery blue, and whatever the bartender dreams up mid-chaos.
EXPECT:The Lanterns LIVE – a roots rock rollercoaster with soul, harmony, and grit
DRINK SPECIALS: Daiquiris all night long
VIBE: Sweaty. Sweet. Musical. Magical.
Crazy Country Club
WARM BEER – LOUSY FOOD – FANTASTIC FROZEN FUN
Grease: The Movie Theme Night – CCC Style
Grease: The Movie Theme Night – CCC Style Friday, July 18 | 8:00PM Crazy Country Club, Hawley PATell your friends to call you Danny or Sandy for the night, because we’re turning the Crazy Country Club into Rydell High—with a lot less homework and way more tequila.
Grease karaoke all night long — belt it, butcher it, or do both Retro drinks with modern attitude Themed vibes, slicked hair, and a dance floor ready for your bad decisionsWe’re hopelessly devoted to this night… and probably a little tipsy, too.
Author Open Mic Night
Author Open Mic Night Thursday, July 17 | 6:00PM–8:00PM Crazy Country Club, Hawley, PAJoin us for a unique and inspiring evening of storytelling, poetry, and spoken word at the Crazy Country Club’s Author Open Mic Night.
Sign-ups begin at 5:30PM Mic opens at 6:00PM Food and drink specials available throughout the eveningFor more information contact us at (570) 390-7255.
Western Theme Night – Crazy Style
Western Theme Night – Crazy Style Saturday, July 12| Party Starts at 8PM Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PAGiddy up, you wild stallions and sassy wranglers – it’s time to dust off your boots and break out your sexiest Western gear!
SEXY COWGIRL & SEXY COWBOY CONTEST – Prizes for the hottest hats and the tightest chaps. Saddle up and show off. Karaoke with Scotty – Belt out country classics, boot-stompin’ bangers, and a few whiskey-fueled surprises. Specialty Drinks – Cowboy-themed cocktails and wild western shots to get your boots scootin’.
Full Menu until MIDNIGHT – Eat like a ranch hand, drink like an outlaw.
This ain’t no square dance. It’s a wild ride into the heart of honky-tonk chaos. Bring the sass, bring the class (or don’t), and bring your best yeehaw energy.
FREE ENTRY | Must be 21+ | Leave the horse at home, but bring the attitude.
MOJITO & PET PHOTO NIGHT
MOJITO & PET PHOTO NIGHT Friday, July 11, 2025 8:00PM – Midnight The Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA
Show us a pic of your fur baby (or feathered, scaly, or imaginary friend) Get a FREE Scooby Snack with your drink order Enjoy delicious mojito specials all night Karaoke Chaos with Scotty – no rules, no mercy, just a mic and mayhem Dance floor open, judgment closed FREE ENTRY | 21+ after 8PM
Tag a pet parent. Save the date. And don’t forget to charge your phone — you’re gonna want pics of this night too.
BURGER NIGHT BLOWOUT + KARAOKE CHAOS
BURGER NIGHT BLOWOUT + KARAOKE CHAOS Thursday, July 10, 2025
6:00PM – Close The Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA Burger Specials (Single Patties Only!) Drunken Onion Smash – grilled up with bourbon onions and cheese that melts like your dignity after three shots
Jalapeño Heat Wave – spicy enough to make you sweat like it’s a Brooklyn rooftop in August
Maple Bacon Jam – sticky, smoky, and straight-up addictive
Anti-Vegan Vengeance – bacon, maple breakfast sausage, and zero apologies NY-Style Pizza Burger – CCC Style – marinara, mozzarella, and big Brooklyn energy
Free Pickle Chips with every burger — ‘cause we don’t half-step
Choice of Side: Fries Tots Sweet Potato Fries Onion Rings Karaoke Chaos with Scotty – You sing, we scream — it’s like subway rush hour, but louder Drinks cold enough to chill your attitude FREE ENTRY | 21+ after 8PM
Come hungry. Come loud. Come ready to be a freakin’ legend.
Gypsy Trip Live @ The Crazy Country Club
Live Music: Gypsy Trip Subway, July 6, 2025 6:00 PM The Crazy Country Club, Hawley, PA
Who They Are:A genre-bending trio from Northeast PA, featuring Aidan & Joe Rechtorovic and Tommy Burdo.
Why You Should Go:Authentic energy and powerful live vocals.
Want a preview? Check out this live clip from their past Crazy Country Club set:
Watch Now – Gypsy Trip Live at CCC
FREE ENTRY | 21+ after 8PM | Great Food & Cold Drinks The party kicks off at 6PM sharp — don’t be late!
OVERALLS & SUNDRESS NIGHT
OVERALLS & SUNDRESS NIGHT Saturday, July 5 8PM – Midnight The Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA Overalls encouraged Sundresses celebrated Confidence required
Shame not allowed Karaoke with Scotty – The louder you sing, the more we cheer (or laugh) Drink specials all night – Hydration optional Recognition for the boldest looks, wildest moves, and most memorable entrances Overalls & Sundress Night — it’s gonna be a whole thing.
PINTS & POTTERY NIGHT at The Crazy Country Club
PINTS & POTTERY NIGHT at The Crazy Country Club Thursday, July 3rd, 2025
6:30PM – 8:30PM The Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA What to expect:
Choose your own pottery project
Try the wheel with a guided lesson Paint, glaze, and go wild with your design Delicious food & drinks served all nightWhere art meets absurdity — only at The Crazy Country Club.
Rocky Horror Show Theme Party 👠🎭
Saturday, June 28 – Rocky Horror Show Theme Party 8 PM – 11:30 PM The Crazy Country Club, Hawley PAThen a full-blown strut in fishnets, corsets, or whatever your twisted little heart desires.
DANCE to the soundtrack SING along like you’re front row at the Frankenstein place
DRESS up in your finest freak wear (or just bring the attitude) Photo ops, sing-alongs, dance floor madness — and yes, we’ll be serving up cocktails worthy of Dr. Frank-N-Furter himself. No costume? No problem. Come fierce, come weird, just come ready to party. As always — WARM BEER – LOUSY FOOD 21+ only. Bring your ID and your inner monster. 
Our First Ever Paint & Shake Night!
EVENT: Our First Ever Paint & Shake Night! Thursday, June 26 6PM to 9PM The Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA
Free Event – Locals & Tourists Welcome!Get messy. Get artsy. Get shaky.
We’re shaking things up with our first-ever Paint & Shake Night — where your creativity collides with cold, creamy chaos.
Featuring our Crazy Club Milkshakes – thick, wild, and optionally boozy Choose your canvas: standard paint canvases or custom wine glasses to personalize Supplies provided – first come, first served
Bring your own art goodies to share = instant CCC MVP Step inside to a space that’s an artist’s fantasy come true — color, creativity, and vibes in every cornerCome early. Leave covered in creativity.
🌺 HAWAIIAN SHIRT PARTY – CCC STYLE 🌴
🌺 HAWAIIAN SHIRT PARTY – CCC STYLE 🌴
🗓️ Saturday, June 21
🕗 8:00 PM to 11:30 PM
📍 The Crazy Country Club, Hawley PA
Get ready to bring the island chaos to NEPA! It’s time to bust out that obnoxiously loud shirt that’s been begging for attention and let your inner tiki beast run free.
We’re talkin’:
🌴 Shirts so bright they can be seen from space
🥥 Coconut bras (yes, even you, John)
🌺 Leis flying around like confetti
🍹 Drinks that come with umbrellas, fruit spears, and possibly regrets
🔥 Full menu till midnight – Little Pigs in a Planket, anyone?
🎶 Island beats, drink specials, and enough rum to float a canoe.
This isn’t just a party — it’s a full-blown tropical meltdown.
No passport required. Just poor judgment and a shirt your family hates.
🍍 Bonus points for showing up like you’re auditioning for a Jimmy Buffett fever dream.
🪩 Dance. Drink. Regret nothing.
Warm Beer – Lousy Food – Aloha, Baby.
🎨 Thursday, June 19 – Artist, Author & Poet Night
🎨 Thursday, June 19 – Artist, Author & Poet Night
🎨 EVENT: Artist, Author & Poet Night
🗓️ Thursday, June 19
🕕 6PM to 8PM
📍 The Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA
It’s artsy. It’s vibey. It’s a night where creativity gets weird.
Join us for a laid-back evening of sharing stories, swapping poems, strumming acoustic vibes, and soaking up inspiration (with a drink in hand, of course).
📚 Writers, painters, poets, musicians — all are welcome
🎤 No pressure, just a mic and a mellow crowd
🍷 Sip, speak, sketch, or just vibe in the corner with wine and judgmental nods
Whether you’re here to perform or just to soak it in — this is your Thursday night to Create. Connect. Get a little eccentric.
Father’s Day Eve – Wear Your Worst Dad Tie
👔 Saturday, June 14 – Father’s Day Eve – Wear Your Worst Dad Tie, with the prize mention removed and everything else intact:
👔 EVENT: Father’s Day Eve – Wear Your Worst Dad Tie
🗓️ Saturday, June 14
🕗 8PM – ???
📍 The Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA
It’s time to tie one on. Literally.
We’re celebrating Father’s Day Eve the only way we know how — with fashion crimes and cold drinks.
You know that awful tie tucked in the back of the closet? The one with fish, flames, or fake piano keys? Dig it out. Wrap it around your neck. Walk in here like you own a lawnmower and a Bluetooth headset from 2006.
👔 The uglier the tie, the better
🍻 Dad jokes encouraged (but not rewarded)
🎶 Karaoke, cold beer, and questionable style choices
This one’s for the grill masters, the channel surfers, the thermostat guards, and the kings of cargo shorts.
Not a dad? Doesn’t matter. Tie up, show up, and drink like one.
🩴 Wear Your Favorite Thong Night
🩴 Saturday, June 7 – Wear Your Favorite Thong Night (Flip-Flops, People!)
Break out those beach flops and show some toe pride.
🩴 EVENT: Wear Your Favorite Thong Night
🗓️ Saturday, June 7
🕗 8PM to 11:30PM
📍 The Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA
We said what we said… and yeah, we meant thongs. 😏
The kind that lets your cheeks breathe.
The kind you can slip on real easy.
The kind that makes people stare — for better or worse.
Now technically we mean flip-flops… but hey, what you do with the dress code is up to you. 😜
🩴 Wiggle in wearing your favorite pair
🍹 Sip summer drinks with zero shame
🎶 Music hotter than a beach day in hell
📸 Foot (or fashion) photos in the CCC Toe Zone™
Bonus points if you match your thong to your drink. Double bonus if it’s leopard print.
Bring the sass. Bring the splash. Bring that barely-there energy.
Because at CCC, the less fabric… the more fun.
National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
🍫 Friday, June 6 – National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
🎉 EVENT: National Chocolate Ice Cream Day – CCC Style 🍫🍦
🗓️ Friday, June 6th
📍 The Crazy Country Club, Hawley PA
🕒 All Day (or until someone passes out from too much chocolate)
You scream, I scream, we all scream… then spike it and add whipped cream!
It’s National Chocolate Ice Cream Day and we’re doing it the only way we know how — the Crazy Club Way 😜
Think milkshakes so thick they bend spoons… and yeah, some of them come with a kick. (Boozy options? Oh, absolutely.)
🍫 Chocolate overload specials
🥤 Adult & Non-Alcoholic Milkshakes
🎶 Music, mischief & messy mouths
Warning: You may leave sticky, tipsy, and very happy.
Western Theme Night – Crazy Style
🍫 Friday, June 6 – National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
Western Theme Night – Crazy Style Saturday, May 31 | Party Starts at 8PM Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA SEXY COWGIRL & SEXY COWBOY CONTEST – Prizes for the hottest hats and the tightest chaps. Saddle up and show off. Karaoke with Scotty – Belt out country classics, boot-stompin’ bangers, and a few whiskey-fueled surprises. Specialty Drinks – Cowboy-themed cocktails and wild western shots to get your boots scootin’. Full Menu until MIDNIGHT – Eat like a ranch hand, drink like an outlaw. This ain’t no square dance. It’s a wild ride into the heart of honky-tonk chaos. Bring the sass, bring the class (or don’t), and bring your best yeehaw energy. FREE ENTRY | Must be 21+ | Leave the horse at home, but bring the attitude.
COUNTRY KICKOFF WITH JORDAN STONER
FRIDAY MAY 23 @ 8PM Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA Holiday Weekend Blowout Starts Here! He’s not in it for the fame — he’s working for THE HAT. (Hey, our comedians work for the can… it’s a tradition.) Full menu until MIDNIGHT Drinks all night — whether you’re toasting freedom or forgetting your ex Karaoke chaos? You KNOW Scotty’s in the building…
FRIDAY NIGHT | MAY 23 | 8PM
🎤 AMATEUR COMEDY NIGHT – OPEN MIC MADNESS
🔥 Warm Beer – Lousy Food – Fresh Meat on the Mic 🔥
SATURDAY @ THE CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB
So… you think you’re funny?
Or your friends keep saying “You should be on stage!”
Or maybe you’re just drunk enough to give it a shot?
WELL HERE’S YOUR CHANCE.
🎤 Open Mic – Amateur Hour Edition
You’ve got 15 minutes to make ‘em laugh, cry, or cringe so hard they question their life choices.
No pros. No pressure. Just you, a mic, and a crowd that’s seen things.
👉 Bring your best jokes. Or your worst ones.
👉 Newbies welcome. Hecklers are part of the fun.
👉 Confidence not required, but a sense of humor is.
🎙️ Hosted by Club King Scotty – The only man brave enough to MC this mess
🍻 Drink specials flowing like regrets at last call
😈 Rated: Absolutely Not Safe for Sensitive Ears
📍 WHEN: Saturday Night
⏰ TIME: 8PM
📌 WHERE: The Crazy Country Club – 215 Main Ave, Hawley PA
💥 No sign-up. No shame. Just show up and show us what you got.
We dare you.
RAT PACK NIGHT
RAT PACK NIGHT – at The Crazy Country Club! Come fly with us… straight into the most swingin’ night Hawley’s ever seen.
Dust off that fedora, throw on your best Sinatra swagger, and strut in like you own the joint. 
Whether you’re Dean, Sammy, Frank, or just a smooth-talking wannabe—this night’s for you.
- Karaoke all night long – Rat Pack classics encouraged, bad impressions required.
- Prizes for best-dressed crooner!
- Wendy’s Martini Specials are flowing like Ol’ Blue Eyes himself is behind the bar:
— The Rusty Nail
— Classic Gin Martini
— Peanut Butter Martini
— Chocolate Martini - Bonus points if you say “baby” after every sentence.
Crazy Country Club – 215 Main Ave, Hawley, PA Starts at 8 PM Friday May 16th
Rated PG-13 for sharp suits, sharper tongues, and swingin’ songs that’ll make grandma blush.
Crazy Country Club - Show & Tell: Ink Edition
Crazy Country Club – Show & Tell: Ink Edition
Date & Time:
May 15th | Starts at 6PM – 9PM
Goes ‘til we shut it down!
TATTOOS FOR A CAUSE!
We’re throwing down to support the Pike County Animal Shelter – because inked hearts love animals too.
$5 donation at the door goes directly to the shelter!
Learn more and show your support here:
Pike County Animal Shelter Facebook Group
Got Ink? Show It Off!
We’re inviting tattoo lovers of all kinds to come out and show off their favorite pieces! Whether it’s your first tattoo or a full sleeve, we want to see it.
Calling All Local Tattoo Artists!
Bring your portfolios and business cards – showcase your work, connect with future clients, and hang with the inked-up crowd.
What’s Going Down:
🖤 Tattoo Show & Tell – Patrons AND artists are encouraged to share their ink and the stories behind them.
🎤 Karaoke Chaos – Step up and sing your heart out.
🍻 Drink Specials All Night – Good times and strong pours.
🍔 Full Menu – Come hungry. We’ve got you.
No cover – just a $5 Donation for a great cause.
Let’s get weird, flash some ink, and support our furry friends!
“Warm Beer – Lousy Food” (wink wink)
SUNDAY MOTHER'S DAY with OPEN MIC NIGHT
SUNDAY MOTHERS DAY with OPEN MIC NIGHT – CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB STYLE! Mother’s Day May 11th Mother’s Day Special: 4PM – 9PMCelebrate Mom with a FREE slice of cheesecake when you spend $20 or more!
Because every mom deserves something sweet! Open Mic event runs from 6 PM to 8 PM, and guess what? IT’S FREE! 
Musicians & Singers — Grab the mic and show us what you got! Guests — Bring your wildest decorations and hang ‘em on our walls or ceilings!
Calling all Hawley locals and beyond—whether you’re performing, or just soaking in the creativity, everyone’s welcome!
Come hungry! We’ve got a full menu with NEW items and desserts that are downright phenomenal! 
Pssst… Ask about the cannoli’s! You won’t regret it.
Crazy Country Club: 3-Year Anniversary Bash! 🎉
Saturday, [May 10, 2025] Starts at 8:00 PM Crazy Country Club215 Main Ave, Hawley, PA 18428
Three years of absolute mayhem, memories, music, and madness — and we’re just getting started! Parody Karaoke with Scotty – Not Suitable for Young Children (adult themes & language) Drink specials – liquid courage included Food specials – full menu + real Brooklyn desserts
Dancing, singing, floating things, and flying silly string – yep, it’s happening SILLY STRING WAR – bring your game face and terrible aim
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB PRESENTS: DIRTY MINDS LIVE!
- Date: Friday, May 2nd
Time: 8PM until the last survivor stumbles out - Location: Crazy Country Club, Hawley, PA
Cost to Enter: Your dignity (but seriously, it’s free)
Get ready for a weekend of filthy thoughts and surprisingly clean answers! Audience participation IS required — so if you’re shy, better start drinking now. Our fearless Club Master, Scotty, will kick things off from the front stage, putting your dirty little minds to the test.
Think you’re quick? Think you’re dirty? Think you’re dirty but wrong?
The toughest, raunchiest, funniest crowd in Hawley better show up ready to play.
DIRTY MINDS LIVE — Only at the CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB.
Where everything sounds dirty… but we swear it’s innocent. (Mostly.)
Crazy Country Club Scavenger Hunt & Shenanigans Night
- Date: Saturday, May 3rd
Time: 8PM until the last survivor stumbles out - Location: Crazy Country Club, Hawley, PA
Cost to Enter: Your dignity (but seriously, it’s free)
Grab your crew, channel your inner chaos gremlin, and join us for the first-ever Crazy Country Club Scavenger Hunt – where the clues are questionable, the challenges are inappropriate, and the prizes are as unpredictable as the crowd. It’s all happening inside the Crazy Country Club, which means the bar is open, the music’s loud, and the weirdos are already waiting.
- Karaoke Khaos – sing like no one’s watching, even though everyone is
- Full Menu Available ’til Midnight – because scavenger hunting on an empty stomach is illegal in 13 states
- Teams of up to 4. Solo players welcome – Crazy Country Club regulars will adopt you.
- Cheating is allowed if you’re funny about it.
- Keep your pants on… unless explicitly told otherwise.
- If you find a sock in the hat box, don’t ask – just leave it be.
🥨 CRAZY COUNTY CLUB TWISTED PRETZELS WEEKEND 🥨
April 25–27 | All Weekend Long | No Judgment, Just Salt
They say National Pretzel Day is April 26…
We say: “Why stop at one day when you can stretch that salty sucker into an entire weekend of twisted, pretzel madness?”
So we took our classic Jurassic Philly Pretzel, slapped it around a little, gave it a spicy makeover, and now it’s Crazy Twisted—just like your Aunt Polly after two Fireballs.
🔥 What’s Happening:
A TWISTED TAKE on the CCC’s legendary soft pretzel
Served ALL WEEKEND to feed your carb-loving, beer-chasing, mustard-dipping soul
Big. Warm. Slightly inappropriate. Just like us.
No cover. No rules.
Just show up, get salty, and wrap your mouth around the most dangerously delicious pretzel this side of Philly.
CCC Style: Where everything’s twisted—including the snacks.
Crazy Country Club Presents: A Night of Laughs, Lousy Food & Killer Karaoke!
Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA Presents: A Night of Laughs, Lousy Food & Killer Karaoke! Friday, April 25th, 2025 – Join the Crazy Crew and the one and only Comedian Rich Carucci —a comedian so funny, his exes still randomly text, “I just think it’s funny how…” 
Joe’s been cracking up crowds across the country, delivering punchlines sharper than your mother-in-law’s side-eye. If laughter is the best medicine, consider this your prescription—side effects may include snorting, crying, and an awkward leg twitch.
What’s Happening? Comedy with Comedian Rich Carucci & Friends – Expect gut-busting jokes, ridiculous stories, and just enough adult humor to make you question your life choices. Karaoke with Scotty – Kicks off at 8 PM and pops up in between comedian sets. So warm up those vocal cords—whether you’re the next superstar or just “here for moral support,” we’re cheering you on (from a safe distance).
Full Menu Until 12 AM – Because nothing pairs better with bad singing than greasy food you’ll regret in the morning.
Warning: This event may cause uncontrollable laughter, questionable dance moves, and spontaneous song duets with strangers.Tag your crazy friends who need a night out—or your ex, just to remind them what they’re missing! 
Crazy Country Club Adult Easter Eve Egg Hunt
Crazy Country Club Adult Easter Eve Egg Hunt 
Cost: FREE EVENT
What’s Happening: Epic Adult Easter Egg Hunt: Countless hiding spots, sneaky prizes, and a wild race to find the most eggs. Special Menu & Crazy Cocktails: Indulge in playful, boozy treats and wild cocktails made just for the night. Karaoke Madness: Sing your heart out and celebrate your egg-hunting victories with friends!Don’t miss the fun—bring your friends and get ready to go CRAZY!
🎨🧀 Crazy Country Club Artist Meet and Greet! 🍷🎤
Crazy Country Club Artist Meet and Greet! Date: April 17 Time: 6 PM – 9 PM Location: Crazy Country Club Complimentary Cheese and Crackers – Because every artist needs fuel! Full Menu Bar & Wine Selection – Raise a glass in comradery! A piece of your work to show and tell – Let’s see what you’ve been creating!
A piece to display on our walls or ceiling – Yes, we’re serious about the ceiling!
Dress Code: Whatever makes you feel like you.
GRILLED CHEESE GONE WILD
GRILLED CHEESE GONE WILDApril 11th–13th | All Weekend Long
Listen up, cheese freaks! Starting Friday, April 11th, we’re throwing down for National Grilled Cheese Day the Crazy Country Club way — with more butter, more cheese, and absolutely zero nutritional value.
Custom grilled cheese sandwiches — you dream it, we melt it Bacon? Mac & Cheese bites? Pickles? Yeah, we got weird with it.
Double Double Cheese – Fried grilled cheese on a brioche bun (because yes, we hate your arteries)
Secret “Scotty Special” – Order it at your own risk (no refunds, no regrets)
Saturday – Karaoke + the Sing With a Mouthful Challenge. Lose your dignity. Everybody wins.
Warm Beer. Lousy Food. Way Too Much Cheese.
No shame. No rules. Just melted madness.
🎤 Comedy Chaos at Crazy Country Club – April 11th, 2025 🎤
Friday Night just got crazier!
Join us on April 11th for a no-holds-barred Comedy Night with the hilarious Joe Gallanti and his crew of lovable misfits—a half-dozen brave souls who said, “WTH, let’s try to make the toughest crowd in town laugh!”
The Crazy Clubbers don’t hand out laughs easy—you gotta earn ‘em. But don’t worry, these comedians are working hard… for the can. Yep, tips appreciated, especially if they get you to snort-laugh your drink through your nose.
What’s on tap:
🎭 Comedy starts at 8 PM sharp – Don’t be late, unless you like being stared at by the front row while you squeeze into your seat.
🎤 Karaoke with Scotty & Crew – Before, after, and somewhere in between—because nothing follows stand-up like standing up and belting out “Livin’ on a Prayer.”
🍔 Full menu all night – Fuel your funny bone with greasy goodness and questionable dietary decisions.
🍹 Amazing Drink Specials – Get buzzed on a budget!
🥤 Adult Milkshakes – Boozy, creamy, and dangerously addictive.
🧃 Crafty Mocktails – For our sober legends who still want to sip in style.
No cover. No excuses. Just show up, laugh loud, and tip if they tickle you right
Crazy Country Club’s Wild Pajama Party!
Crazy Country Club’s Wild Pajama Party! Saturday, April 5th | 8:00 PM – LateSlip into something cozy (or a little daring ) and join us for a pajama party like no other! The Crazy Country Club is turning up the heat with a night full of fun, flirtation, and just the right amount of mischief. Whether you’re rocking silky PJs, fluffy onesies, or something in between, come ready to party all night long!
What’s in Store? Karaoke Madness – Sing your heart out with Scotty & Crew Pajama Fashion Show – Strut your stuff in the sexiest, silliest, or wildest sleepwear Dance-Offs – Move those hips ‘til the sun comes up Late-Night Bites – Full menu available until midnight
Author J.C. Plaza!
March 27, at 6:30 PM
Meet the Author: J.C. Plaza will share exciting details about her upcoming stories.
Live Reading: Enjoy a captivating reading from The Legend of Lake Sangre—a tale that will keep you on the edge of your seat!
Raffle for a Signed Copy: Take a chance at winning a personally signed copy of her book for just $3 per ticket!
Signed Copies for Sale: Get your hands on a signed edition of J.C. Plaza’s work—no luck required!
Author & Poet Open Mic: Sign up begins at 6:30 PM. Share your work and join the creative fun!
Crazy Country Club Vibes: The club will be serving delicious food and drinks for purchase.At the Crazy Country Club, you never know what exciting moments the night will bring!
Where: Crazy Country Club When: Thursday, March 27, 6:30 PM Admission: Free (Raffle tickets $3 each)Come for the stories, stay for the creativity! See you there!
St Patrick's Day
March 15th
Join us on Saturday, March 15th for a night of great food, non-stop laughs, and karaoke fun at Crazy Country Club in Hawley, PA!
What’s in store?
Delicious Irish-inspired food & drink specials
Good times with great friends
Karaoke to keep the party going all night! Wear your green, bring your best singing voice, and get ready for an unforgettable night!
And don’t worry—gingers are absolutely welcome! (We know you’re the real VIPs of St. Paddy’s Day! 
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Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA
Festivities start at 8PM —don’t miss out! Tag your crew and let us know what song you’re singing!